With this book, you can do anything, go anywhere, be anyone. You can spend all the time in the world and have none pass at all. You need never leave, nor change nor move on. It sounds like a paradise... or possibly a hell.
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I get that your horny brain made you think that fucking a coconut was a good idea, that's not even what surprises me. But your brain is supposed to return to normal after you blow your load, so why did your normal brain tell you 'it's fine to leave an open coconut in a warm room with semen and butter in it' and most importantly how were you not disgusted at the idea of fapping by using your several days old semen as lubricant?!