Force 4 days on earth; they already exist. 4 horsemen have 4 days in only 1 earth rotation. 4 angles stood on 4 corners. 4 corners rotate to 16 corners which equal to 4 corner days.
It's a strange moment when you realize that you don't want to be alive anymore.
Madness string 37710
Lots of satire, and a little that's not. The most disturbing part is you'll never be able to work out which is which.