Even in these dark days, journalism occasionally happens.
Madness string 34527
See, I'd let you sleep on my couch too, but that's where my fatass diabetic dog sleeps. And if I try to move him, he gets pissy and opens up his blisters all over the place. But if you wanna spoon my bloody dog, then by all means.
Oh thank god, I was worried it was only me and that the AI was customizing based on the stupidity of my browser history.