For that piece you'll have to follow me to the spanking room.
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See, I'd let you sleep on my couch too, but that's where my fatass diabetic dog sleeps. And if I try to move him, he gets pissy and opens up his blisters all over the place. But if you wanna spoon my bloody dog, then by all means.
If it starts with 'hey y'all, watch this' it usually ends bad.