You look like the kind of person who uses skulls for interior decorating.
Funny, I always wanted to join the circus. Didn't expect it to look like this.
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In my experience one- to two-year-olds consistently enjoy nothing more than launching themselves backwards and arching their entire body so they're impossible to keep hold of. Bonus points if they kick out really hard when they're doing so or manage to headbutt you on the chin.