You're actually a horrible, writhing mass of sentient voles.
GMs are supposed to be mean. What did you think the goal was? Having fun? Pfft.
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You look sad. So let me tell you about my day. I'm a librarian, see. I spent all day librarianing in a library. Then I stopped librarianing and left because it was the end of the day. And then I found this butterfly. Have this butterfly.