Why can't you fuck a coconut like a normal person?
Madness string 311
It is time to let the cat out of the bag. There is no cat, and no bag. We made it all up.
I am not here to look pretty for you, or tell you how sad my life is, or how me wearing makeup is the root of several self-esteem issues. I am here to please myself and if that's wearing thirty different colors on my eyelids then so be it.