Madness string 2703

Random mermaid
First it was fast food joints. Then there were coffee shops. Then corner psychiatrists and finally shoe traders.

There were ongoing complaints to the cops about what the neighbor was doing to his goat long before the Mr Hands incident prompted my state's lawmakers to finally patch the loophole in the law that made that legal. I mean, who cares about one neighborhood of regular people here-and-there complaining about a creep in their midst?