You want to know what it was that finally got me going in the right direction? Diarrhoea, of all the damned things. I tried to sleep and got diarrhoea. I suppose I should count my damned blessings that it wasn't explosive, but frankly...
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If you love something, throw it at your enemies. If it cleaves their skull and comes back to you, you know it's yours.