You want to know what it was that finally got me going in the right direction? Diarrhoea, of all the damned things. I tried to sleep and got diarrhoea. I suppose I should count my damned blessings that it wasn't explosive, but frankly...
Madness string 270
When the new iPhone comes out and the orders are put in, employees try to commit suicide by jumping off the roof. There are nets around the building to catch them.