Madness string 270

Random mermaid
You want to know what it was that finally got me going in the right direction? Diarrhoea, of all the damned things. I tried to sleep and got diarrhoea. I suppose I should count my damned blessings that it wasn't explosive, but frankly...

He was not going to be found wanting when duty called. He did not intend to be found at all.