Madness string 2665

Random mermaid
Each of us loved one of them, but in one life they could not know the difference.

As hard as it is to believe, my husband can cook, but he can only cook stuff on a barbecue because 'He can't tell when it's done' if he tries to use the stove. And the key to our barbecue cover got lost somewhere, so now I have to break the lock off or cut the cover.