I am 100% sure you cannot 'accidentally' put mayo into a laptop with a syringe.
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As a gamer, what the hell did I miss? I've been busy playing... you know... games.
Irregular bass thumping! With unpredictable periods of random silence so you're painfully aware of what you can't have - always freshly seared in your memory, forever out of reach.