I am not here to look pretty for you, or tell you how sad my life is, or how me wearing makeup is the root of several self-esteem issues. I am here to please myself and if that's wearing thirty different colors on my eyelids then so be it.
Madness string 23993
If you are going to fall over, don't do it while holding a litre of dirty water. First put the litre of dirty water down. Then fall over.