Here's your receipt, you can track the status of your potato online.
Madness string 23993
I am not here to look pretty for you, or tell you how sad my life is, or how me wearing makeup is the root of several self-esteem issues. I am here to please myself and if that's wearing thirty different colors on my eyelids then so be it.
Remember uggs? This is what they look like now. Feel old yet?