Glitter is not glitter. It has never been glitter. It is thousands of tiny, shimmering demons which grasp tight to all surfaces for fear of the winds of change. They are probably harmless.
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I would get irrationally mad at myself for being unable to complete such a mundane and simple task, and yet I still couldn't do it. That kind of mental roadblock was impossible for me to understand myself, let alone anyone who hasn't experienced it.