I literally have zero idea how to show affection for people. Like hey, I like being your friend... let me headbutt you... and make some... I don't know, screeching noises?
It's a perfectly normal story about the undying love of a man and his cockroach.
Madness string 23468
As a judge, you don't talk about the process and what went into the deliberations. The decision must speak for itself.