It would be folly for any cats to be non-bloated with toasters. Unthinkable.
Madness string 2319
If I had the choice between Linus' abrasive style and the fake politeness in Wikipedialand, where you can needle and provoke your enemy at will provided you don't use rude words I pick Linus a thousand times over.
It has one normal leg. And three extendable cybernetic legs.