Churches are ableist against the undead. We need to increase accessibility; vampires need to get with Jesus without the risk of bursting into flame. Ghouls need the holy spirit without the risk of disintegration.
Madness string 2303
It's not grand. It's not epic. That's the whole point. It's just a story of someone utterly alone in the world who has to fight for every step, and doesn't even necessarily win in the end.