Churches are ableist against the undead. We need to increase accessibility; vampires need to get with Jesus without the risk of bursting into flame. Ghouls need the holy spirit without the risk of disintegration.
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And another dozen down, and finally got to the man. Let's see what dramatic lines he has to sway to me the justice and reason of his feeding his people into The Jimbob Machine. It makes men into XP and cash. It's not a great machine, but it's the machine I am.