The difference between a Finnish wedding and a Finnish funeral is that at a funeral there's one person not having vodka.
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Apparently lobsters don't really have a central nervous system, so when you sever the tails and put their tails on ice they freaking run away. So I had to chase these tails down because they've escaped into the rest of the display case, onto the floor, and hidden under our prep tables. Never again.