Madness string 23018

Random mermaid
If vampires don't need air, they would be awesome scuba divers. They could just wear a backpack full of rocks and walk on the bottom. And if they dive deep enough, light won't even reach down there. Like, aquatic vampire covens at the bottom of ocean trenches...

Relatives are most vocal when they don't help; it makes them feel like they're contributing something, except it's all hot air.