Technology has changed. No more clunky armour, no more projectile weapons, no more person to person wars... battles are conducted remotely.
Madness string 218
He was riding his bike through town and went into a store, came back out and saw that his bike had been stolen. His mom had to come pick him up, but by the time she arrived, he realized that he had just forgotten what his bike looked like and it hadn't been stolen after all. A week later, his bike was actually stolen. He has a bike lock, he just didn't think it was necessary.