There's a weak law too. It's easier to prove, but inferior in every way; once you have a strong law you don't need a weak law.
Madness string 2072
You live your life, screw up a bunch of stuff, like, a lot of stuff, like to the point where people are like, 'This is messed up, even for florida.' But you can't hear them, because you fell into a the swamp trying to spraypaint a Taco Bell logo on a snapping turtle.