He's a diligent guard, except for the part where he pays no attention.
Madness string 2058
Oh - we're thinking up a plan for world domination. The main component: A coffee maker that thinks.
People worry about losing species diversity in the rain forest. But what about intellectual diversity - our most necessary resource? That's disappearing faster than trees. But we haven't figured that out, so now we're planning to put five billion people together in cyberspace.