I also have the string 'new messages (2,312)' from LiquidThreads rewritten as 'noise' using per-user JavaScript.
Madness string 19975
I imagine people walk around mumbling 'Can anyone help me?'. Once someone hears that, they ignore the person, but shout 'Exclamation mark help'. Promptly the PA system shouts passive-aggressively 'Don't Ask to Ask, Just Ask!'