It's the 'so bad it's awful' version of 'snakes on a plane'.
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Its very very technical and scientific, involving the introduction of organic substance interfacing with its structural integrity. I whacked it really really hard.
I have thought/talked/written/learned about balls for TOO MANY HOURS TODAY. I wasn't sure there was a maximal amount of testis knowledge one can absorb in a day. Turns out it's about 12 hours.