It's not real. It's not going to warp anyone's mind unless they're already so warped that they don't know the difference between real and pretend.
That might be why you rarely fight, if you're never assertive. I'm worried, now.
Madness string 19861
The light that emanates from my marvellous bust shall incapacitate my enemies with the fire of a thousand torches. Make peace with your gods, for I come to blind thy prying eyes.