What is day without night? What is peace without a fight?
Madness string 1951
An investment firm offers mutual funds with stocks chosen by a dart-wielding blindfolded monkey.
There's a lemon species occasionally known as 'Bhudda's palm' that has long tentacle fingers, and now I'm just imagining some dude getting ready to rail his ladyfriend old school style and a mutant citrus grabs his dick upon insertion.