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Truth about Santa Claus debunks Santa God. God evolves from Santa.
Madness string 19047
This is a serious matter, even though I'm still wearing my giraffe-skin jacket and electronic shoes modeled off of Big Mouth Billy Bass.
What scared us so fucking bad, and was so dangerous that we
evolved
to be afraid of
almost
, but not
quite
human creatures?