I tried to make her a Zimizmizt, but she only converted against her will and without her knowledge. It's better than Mormon baptisms for the dead. I can convert anybody, living or dead, whether they are aware of it or not.
You, too, can use coconut rum to get red jello shot out of your nice white dress.
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Part of the reason that hospitals make calls to emergency contacts in the first place is because so much gets forgotten in the pandemonium.