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Random mermaid
He could use them for so much more than any of us could. We'd just use them to kill pain; he could use them for genuine enjoyment.

Look, you have to appreciate the difference here. Your god commands fear and demands absolute obedience. Mine offers a decent job with good hours and reasonable pay, asks nicely when something comes up, and is perfectly understanding when someone shows up to work undead and with a large octopus glued to her head. Sometimes we just have bad days.