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Voices in the Shadows
It's just like pictures on a page. It isn't real.
Madness string 1808
Ordinarily what you're asking for would be kind of crazy, since the next thing that would be autoincremented isn't supposed to exist. But ordinarily the database wouldn't be schizophrenic.
The universe is perfect. Mess with it at your peril.