Is it true that you when you were 14 you called your teacher a cootie-licker?
To assume that the laws of nature are universal, that is a very large assumption.
Madness string 17721
Eh, you're probably actually the figment of someone else's dream. When they wake up, you'll just go poof. If you now feel existential dread, congratulations! You're probably awake. (But you could still be the dream of a dread god.)