The trick is not to come up with something that works well now; the trick is to come up with something that would be running six years from now given zero attention or support.
Madness string 1723
Being mistaken for a princess by little girls is incredibly common. Now I could sit there and explain to them that, no, I'm just a boring regular person who spent way too much money to look like a cupcake, but that's not really what they want to hear. Kids deserve a little bit of extra magic in the world.