Milk first only works if you're brewing the cereal in a teapot.
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We're talking about Lyrithya, here, not someone with a sense of decorum.
There's also the trees that make inter-planetary root systems, the inorganic aliens from a different dimension that manipulate spacetime as a matter of course, the insane guy that cloned himself into an empire, the fish mafia, the vampire ghost cultist nomads...