You, sir, are guilty of reductio ad absurdum! My hat is a badger, so your argument is invalid!
Madness string 15900
Have your dad call me if he needs this explained to him. I can do simple words, I can do legalese, I can get sesquipedalian, or I can do drill sergeant. Yep, I'm ex-military. I'm authentic. I love doing drill sergeant. Gimme some butt to chew.