There is no sparkle endpoint for wikidata as it stands.
Even if I were to cast an almighty incantation, the inexorable remains just that.
Madness string 15626
Humans are either hits or misses. The misses make themselves known quickly, but it takes time to know if you've found a hit. And spending that much time on every person is bothersome. As far as I'm concerned, the misses that trespass on my home to steal my treasure are better. However...