What is the most inappropriate nickname you can give a toaster?
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It is safer to work with a known conflict of interest than to deal with something for which the intent is unknown.
I think my favorite part of the story is the twenty minutes you spent drilling the hole in the coconut. That really show some serious commitment to your goals. Twenty minutes prepping a coconut for fornication and at no point do you stop to second guess yourself. Way to stand by your decision.