They're trying to save you money. No fancy lobby, no elaborate welcome... no working computers.
Madness string 1333
Sorry, but toads hold the undisputed record for utterly depraved sexual ...stuff. I once happened upon an orgy of what must have been about twenty of them. I don't know how many girl toads there were but I'm guessing it was mostly boy toads, mostly due to the abundance of visible semen coating the entire scene.