Madness string 130

Random mermaid
On the first day of Deathcember, my dear one granted me a finger sprouting from my drain.

Hey Commonwealth Bank, how about you service your fucking ATMs in Bunbury so punters like me will not have to tape fish to them so you'll have no choice but to come and fix them. I have more fish and tape and willpower than your entire organisation. FIX THEM NOW.