When I did my student teaching at the high school level, I went home after that first week and apologized to my mother for having been fifteen. If I had behaved even a quarter of the way my classes did, then she deserved the apology.
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The old time.gov was corny as hell but at least it was nostalgic. The new one does not look good and cannot be appreciated ironically. It's not nostalgic, it's not hipster like the CIA website, it's just ugly.