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Random mermaid
Do they really think we're this defective? The video describes three options: (1) Run, (2) Hide, or (3) Fight. Thanks! These have been the standard human responses to danger for the last several million years. But here we have a video funded by your tax dollars instructing you to do what frigging Ardipithecus would have known how to do. And Ardipithecus was a dumbass.

Juliet's version of cleanliness was next to godliness, which was to say it was erratic, past all understanding, and seldom seen.