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Random mermaid
I would really like to see how the court would handle the admission of a live alligator into evidence and the jury's inspection. Unfortunately for me - and for the prosecution - the report says the alligator was released back into the wild. That means (a) the prosecution probably can't carry its burden to prove the deadliness of this particular alligator when thrown through a drive-through window, and, more importantly, (b) I'm not going to get to see a trial with a live alligator in evidence.

Okay, we're all dead and we're still completely incapable of making any progress. Good to see some things never change.