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Random mermaid
Is an alligator thrown through a drive-through window 'likely to produce death or great bodily harm'? I honestly have no idea. I can say from personal experience that it's safe to walk within a few feet of a sunbathing alligator - the only thing it's likely to do is lie there. But I'm not sure how the alligator's recent experience of being thrown changes that equation. I can equally imagine the alligator becoming more surly, more cowardly, or just confused from the experience. My knowledge of alligator psychology just isn't up to the task of resolving this question.

why the fuck did I come here? It's super uncomfortable being there, and it's not like you can really mingle or anything. It feels like you're giving a presentation in front of an arena full of people, but about a topic you know nothing about. It is.... incredibly awkward and uncomfortable. It's like the chicken salad sandwich from 7-11. It tastes like shit. I know it tastes like shit. And yet, I keep eating them.