I mean, to quote the great academic paper of our time: Planes, Trains, and Plantains, the story of Oedipus, 'None of this makes much sense. Again, don't worry about it. This is a folk tale, not a God Damned Oxy-Clean commercial.'
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Forgive me if I'm just ranting, but what is a rant but a fool's topiary?