Deplorean. Made with ketamine instead of cocaine, which is why it's so damn fucked up. We need to get back to the good old cocaine-fuelled antics of the past.
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I use wooden toothpicks and wood glue to fill in the hole, then put the screw back in. Works like a charm everytime! We use this trick often actually. Doors, furniture, windows, handrails, cabinets, I think my house might fall apart at some point.