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My partner is a quiet man who expresses himself more physically than verbally. He's the kind of man who promises nothing, but delivers the world, one pebble at a time.
Talking specifically about children, there's been an idea prevalent over the last generation or so that it's possible to keep a child perfectly safe. In fact, any bump or bruise is a direct failure of the parents to protect their child.