Madness string 122743

Random mermaid
She said 'bye'. And damn it, I miss the days of slamming a phone to disconnect, because pushing the 'end call' just isn't as satisfying.

As hard as it is to believe, my husband can cook, but he can only cook stuff on a barbecue because 'He can't tell when it's done' if he tries to use the stove. And the key to our barbecue cover got lost somewhere, so now I have to break the lock off or cut the cover.