Madness string 122727

Random mermaid
As soon as I saw the drawing I was like, 'ugh I bet it's that bird with the feet that I hate to look at'.

"Dive, dive!" yelled the captain through the thing. So the man who makes it dive pressed a button or something and it dove, and the enemy was foiled again. "Looks like we foiled them again," said Dave. "Yeah," said the captain, "we foiled those bastards again, didn't we, Dave?" "Yeah," said Dave. The end.