Madness string 122678

Random mermaid
I'm not in contact with most of my family anymore, but the family motto of 'woodchipper, backhoe, and ten acres of swampland' lives strong in my heart. If I get a stalker, I'm inviting them down to mawmaw and pawpaw's, and we're dealing with this proper.
That isn't possible. It's like someone took the square root of negative one and just put it in the sky. What villain would disrespect the laws of physics like this?!