You call this simple? I'd hate to know what's going on in your life.
I ate eye shadow as a toddler because I thought it'd make me purple and sparkly.
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Random spikes are bad for weapons and get caught on everything they shouldn't. Sharp details on holding surfaces destroy your own hands. This looks like the kind of metal that wishes Ea Nasir would have been willing to stoop so low as to sell it.