I cannot imagine being remotely attracted to someone like this. But hey, if you like being his mom-wife, good for you. The rest of society thanks you for keeping him out of the dating pool.
Madness string 122654
How come it's cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when I do it, I'm the 'antichrist' and I need an 'exorcism'?