I cannot imagine being remotely attracted to someone like this. But hey, if you like being his mom-wife, good for you. The rest of society thanks you for keeping him out of the dating pool.
When you're outnumbered, at least you can be indiscriminate in what you target.
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You take the low road, I'll take the low road. We'll both take the low road and insult someone's mom.