Madness string 122651

Random mermaid
As hard as it is to believe, my husband can cook, but he can only cook stuff on a barbecue because 'He can't tell when it's done' if he tries to use the stove. And the key to our barbecue cover got lost somewhere, so now I have to break the lock off or cut the cover.

It's okay. You tried your best. Your 'best' just happened to be slightly worse than everyone else's 'average'.