Madness string 122648

Random mermaid
Unfortunately, he blew some fuse trying to use the Keurig, toaster oven, and microwave all at the same time and gave up on trying to zap food for himself and resigned to using DoorDash and UberEats for everything after he also broke my stove. I think the beeswax is what did him in because he said he was fine until he ate like seven honeycombs in a row.

No force in the known universe can make a gang of folks naming their organisation in Latin do much of anything on time.